How Pakistani are you? (first class number one!)

We all know that Pakistan is the hottest thing around. And everyone wants to claim some Pakistan in their genes! But we need something to separate the wheat from the chaff ...

So the question is, how Pakistani are you? Put on some relaxing qawwali music, get a nice cup of chai, and take this quiz to find out! (you may wish to start it 45 minutes late, just to get into the right frame of mind)

Created by: aunty of the pind
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  1. You walk into a dark room. What do you do?
  2. You score 97% in a maths test at school. Your parents say:
  3. A close relative has had a baby boy. What do you take to their house as a gift?
  4. You are served a plate of spaghetti. What is your ideal accompaniment?
  5. You are visited by an elderly relative. When greeting them you expect them to:
  6. Someone asks you if you're Indian. You feel:
  7. You and your family arrive home from a trip abroad. You are met by:
  8. It was hot on your trip abroad! Your friend comments on your tan. You might reply:
  9. You are invited to a wedding for 6.30 pm. You arrive at approximately:
  10. The door has just slammed shut by itself! What might have caused it?
  11. What did you wear at school?
  12. Your mother has an older friend called Julie, with kids called Jane and John. You call them...
  13. Your teenage sister was seen at the local shopping sister talking to a white boy. What do your parents do?
  14. Your male cousin washes dishes while his sisters watch TV. You think this is:
  15. You see something you like in a shop, but it's too expensive. You:
  16. Pakistan are playing India at cricket. You support:
  17. Now India are playing England. You support:
  18. Did any of your instant messenger contacts have anything along the lines of 'RIP BOB WOOLMER' in their screen names?
  19. Your favorite dessert is:
  20. You are likely to have friends named:
  21. Who's the best looking out of these options?
  22. Your hypothetical friend admires and praises your hypothetical baby. You reply:
  23. How many of the following are you related to: a shopkeeper, a doctor, a dentist, an engineer, an accountant, and a man who looks 10 months pregnant
  24. How many of the following do you have in your extended family: a performer, an artist, a plumber, a joiner, and someone who's always early for everything
  25. How many of the following might be found in your house: a ornamental tissue box cover, a collection of chappal, 50lb sacks of rice/flour/onions, a box of mangoes, coconut oil, a lota, and a medical student.
  26. Qayd e Azam was:
  27. Which of these is the flag of Pakistan?
  28. Pak sar zameen shad bad!
  29. The final and definitive question: have you ever re-used giftwrap?

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