Funny Quotes: Part 11! xP

Hey guys, Br0wnies here! I'm back with another one of my quizzes! In this quiz, I put some really funny quotes as the questions that I think you'll enjoy!

So, these are some really funny quotes as the questions in Br0wnies' newest quiz: "Funny Quotes: Part 10! xP". I bet you'll laugh at atleast one of these quotes.

Created by: Br0wnieBunny

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. "Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining and bullcrap."
  2. "Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!"
  3. "Insanity doesn't run in my family. It just strolls through takes it's time to get to know everybody personally."
  4. "Me and you are friends. You smile, I smile. You cry, I cry. You're hurt, I'm hurt. You jump off a bridge, I'm going to laugh at you."
  5. "Oh, what joy I didn't wake up dead. I can go to school and continue yawning, then sleep in class rather than in my bed."
  6. "It's raining, it's pouring, Facebook is getting boring. I'll get back in bed to rest my head but I'll be back in the morning."
  7. "If I reach over and choke you, it's not that I hate you, it's that I've had too much caffeine and you pissed me off."
  8. "Women always say they love a man in uniform, but when I go clubbing in my McDonald's outfit, nobody wants to talk to me."
  9. "Be friends with stupid people, feel like a genius all the time."
  10. "We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not mean, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends."

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