Funny Quotes: Part 7! xP

Hey guys, Br0wnies here! I'm back with another one of my quizzes! In this quiz, I put some really funny quotes as the questions that I think you'll enjoy!

So, these are some really funny quotes as the questions in Br0wnies' newest quiz: "Funny Quotes: Part 7! xP". I bet you'll laugh at atleast one of these quotes!

Created by: Br0wnieBunny

  1. After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her and said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks, "What does that mean?" He replies, "You're Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She then asks, "What about I, J, and K?" He says, "I'm just kidding!"
  2. On a weekend, a husband asks his wife, "Honey, do you want to have a nice weekend?" She replies, "Ooh! Sounds like fun! Why not?" He then says, "Okay! See you on Monday!"
  3. "Hands folded cutely = I'm interested in you~ Arms crossed = I'm not interested in you. Arms normally hanging down = Let's just be friends. Violently holding a fork = STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU PIECE OF CRAP!"
  4. "87% of young people have back pain. The other 13% don't have a computer."
  5. Wife: Had your lunch? Husband: Had your lunch? Wife: Stop copying me. Husband: Stop copying me. Wife: I love you. Husband: I ate my lunch.
  6. Mother: We'd like to name her Sara. Doctor: That name is already taken. Try sara686 or sarah88_94."
  7. "CHUCK NORRIS. Only under his beard is another fist."
  8. "My first instinct when seeing an animal is to go and pet it. But when I see a person my instinct is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away."
  9. Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don't you know who I am? Boy: Nope. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Don't you know who I am? Girl: Not a clue. Boy: Good. *walks away*
  10. "If money ever grew on trees, girls wouldn't mind dating monkeys."

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