Funny Quotes: Part 5! xP

Hey guys, Br0wnies here! I'm back with another one of my quizzes! In this quiz, I put some really funny quotes as the questions that I think you'll enjoy!

So, these are some really funny quotes as the questions in Br0wnies' newest quiz: "Funny Quotes: Part 5! xP". I bet you'll laugh at atleast one of these quotes! Shoutout to dannylover321 because she suggested I made a quotes quiz!

Created by: Br0wnieBunny

  1. "Tip to reduce wait: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Do this every time you are offered something to eat."
  2. "Don't break somebody's heart, they only have one. Break somebody's bones, they have 206."
  3. "Sometimes in the middle of an exam, I write LOL beside each answer."
  4. "I want to be the one to make you look down at your phone and smile..then walk into a pole."
  5. "Quitting Facebook is like the new adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention. And we all know that you'll be back."
  6. "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places."
  7. How I eat fries when I'm with people: "I'm going to eat one fry at a time because that's what civilized people do and I'm a civilized person." How I eat fries when I'm alone: "15 AT A TIME OMNOMNOMNOM!"
  8. "It's all fun and games until the cops get called..then it's hide and seek!"
  9. "I may not know karate, but I do know how to use a baseball bat!"
  10. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas than you."

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