Funny Quotes: Part 2! xP

Hey guys, Br0wnies here! I'm back with another one of my quizzes! In this quiz, I put some really funny quotes as the questions that I think you'll enjoy!

So, these are some really funny quotes as the questions in Br0wnies' newest quiz: "Funny Quotes: Part 2! xP". I bet you'll laugh at atleast one of these quotes!

Created by: Br0wnieBunny

  1. "When you're stressed, you eat sweets. YOU KNOW WHY? Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts."
  2. Son: "Hey, dad! I got a girlfriend!" Dad: "That's great, son! Good for you!" Daughter: "Hey, dad! I got a boyfriend!" Dad: *loads shotgun*
  3. *Le Naptime* 5 year old: "I DON'T WANNA!!!" Adult: "Praise the lord!"
  4. *Le on Google* "Where are my glasses!?" and it's like, "Under the bed, retard."
  5. "Out of the way, world. I've got my sassy pants on, today."
  6. "Arguing with a fool only proves that there's two..."
  7. "All my life I thought air was free..until I opened a bag of chips."
  8. "Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut."
  9. "That moment was somebody interrupts you..and you forget everything you're about to say!"
  10. "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination!"

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