Funny Quotes! xP

Hey guys, Br0wnies here! I'm back with another one of my quizzes! In this quiz, I put some really funny quotes as the questions that I think you'll enjoy!

So, these are some really funny quotes as the questions in Br0wnies' newest quiz: "Funny Quotes! xP". I bet you'll laugh at atleast one of these quotes!

Created by: Br0wnieBunny

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. "You are what you eat..wait, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning! ;)"
  2. "Smile! Tomorrow will be worse! :)"
  3. Girl: "How much do you love me?" Boy: "Look up in the sky and count the stars. That's how much." Girl: "But it's morning." Boy: "Exactly."
  4. "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? :\"
  5. "People say you can't live without love...but I think oxygen is more important. :T"
  6. Brother: *Le me watchin' TV* Sister: *Le wild sister appears* Brother: "GET OFF!!" Sister: "Me???" Brother: "No, the television. -_-"
  7. "When I'm bored, I text to a random number, saying 'I hid the body..now what?'."
  8. Random Stranger: "The human body has enough bones to make a complete skeleton." Another Stranger: "YOU DON'T SAY?"
  9. "Pull your brain up. Your ignorance is showing!"
  10. Boy: "I'm a ninja." Girl: "No you're not." Boy: "Did you see me just do that?" Girl: "Do what?" Boy: "Exactly."

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