# the official DUMB test

This is the official quiz to test your dumb-ness. Take this quiz to see how dumb you really are. I love you bunches for taking this quiz. Okay so this has to be 100 characters. So im just typing random s---. Like Now.

So are YOU dumb. I don't know and you don't know so start selecting answers to find out!! Oh YEAH remember we are all super duper awesome no matter how dumb we are!! (**cough cough**)

Created by: Bria
1. You're in the woods, and it's dark out-pitch black-I mean REALLY DARK, but you have a match, and you have some stuff that you can light on fire. So, what do you light first?
2. What has a tail and a head, but is missing a body (arms, legs, torso, etc.) ?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
4. Select the best answer:
5. There are nine players on a baseball team, and their coach has a basket with nine baseballs in it. Can the coach give each player one of the baseballs and still leave one in the basket?
6. If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
7. A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
8. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
9. A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many head of cattle are left standing?
10. George Bush's approval rating has recently fluctuated between 35% and 60%. Approximately what chance does George Bush have to win the 2008 Presidential election?
11. Some months have 31 days, and some months have 30 days. But how many have 28 days?
12. You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?
13. If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President?
14. Two U.S. coins are worth a total of \$0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?
15. Is the last question
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