Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing!

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This quiz is very, very funny because it is full of jokes made my me. I hope you'll like it very much. Read the following 10 exciting jokes that will keep you laughing. So, welcome again to my quiz.

Created by: Nazifur Rohman
  1. Joke 1: Question: What is the day that is most hated by a fish? Ans: Fry day
  2. Joke 2: Question: Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down? Ans: Because the data might fall down.
  3. Joke 3: Ouestion: What you call a deeply burnt food in your lunch that is not recogonizable? Ans: UFO, Unidentified Fried Object.
  4. Joke 4: Man 1: Is it true that your wife talks with herself when she is alone? Man 2: I wasn't with her when she is alone.
  5. Joke 5: Man 1: My son doesn't listen to me. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf.
  6. Joke 6: Lady 1: My son is well behaved. Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and was in jail for 5 years? Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behaviour in jail.
  7. Joke 7: Doctor to a Rich Man: Do you want a local anesthesia? Rich Man: No, I want an imported one.
  8. Joke 8: Question : I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy it to my pendrive? Ans : What?
  9. Joke 9: Girl 1: Oh! I am doomed! Thats my husband coming with my lover. Girl 2: I was about to say the same thing.
  10. Joke 10: Wife : Wake up! Some thieves have broken into our house. Husband: OK, then call the ambulance.

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