Your mother jokes part 4

This is part 4. These jokes are AWFUL, I know. But anyways, see if you like them and check out other parts on my account. Check out my quizzes too! Cya

Note: I will be adding more parts until I run out of jokes and I really love your support. You are the reason why I came back here and I really appreciate it. I hope you will have a good time taking quizzes on my account and I will talk to you guys later.

Created by: shoottowin

  1. Your mother is so old. Whenever she swings her arms up, she flies 3 metres up.
  2. Your mother is so old. If she wanted to see her life flash before her eyes, she would have to fall down the moon (that's not how physics work, I know...)
  3. Your mother is so old. Her breastmilk is powder
  4. Your mother is so old. Her first christmas, was the first christmas!
  5. Your mother is so old. When I asked her to give me her phone number, she carved a 1 in to a rock and threw it at me!
  6. Your mother is so old. She knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
  7. Your mother is so old. She used to babysit Yoda.
  8. Your mother is so old. Her birth certificate says EXPIRED.
  9. Your mother is so old. When she farts, dust comes out.
  10. Your mother is so old. When I asked her to act her age, she died!
  11. Your mother is so short. You can see her legs on her drivers license photo.
  12. Your mother is so short, she can do the limbo under the door.
  13. Your mother is so short. She ice skates on an ice cube.
  14. Your mother is so short, she hooks up with Legos
  15. Your mother is so short, she drives Hot Wheels.
  16. Your mother is so short. She committed suicide by jumping off the bed.
  17. Your mother is so short. She broke her leg by getting of the toilet.
  18. Your mother is so short. She is Ray William Johnson's stunt double
  19. Your mother is so short. She can do backflips under the bed.
  20. Your mother is so short. She can't even play Halo: Reach.

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