Funny One-Liner Jokes!

Laughing is good for health! It is a good tonic. This quiz contains 10 one-liners that wil make you laugh. I bet you will like at least one of the jokes.

Are you ready to laugh? Are you sad or something trapped? If yes, then take this jokes. These jokes have been collected from the internet. I hope you like them.

Created by: Jeeshan

  1. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was nothing at kick-boxing.
  2. As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in school.
  3. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just wave.
  4. A day without sunshine is like, night!
  5. Love maybe blind, but marriage is real eye-opener.
  6. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen!
  7. Whenever I find the key to success, somebody changes the lock!
  8. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad in maths.
  9. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
  10. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. When think of fighting fire with fire, remember the Fire Department always uses water.

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