Spongebob Funniest Quotes & Jokes Quiz

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Spongebob Squarepants, that triumph of animation, Nickelodeon's flagship show for over two decades, a favorite of kids and adults alike. Full of clever, quirky humor, the early seasons are beloved by millions. For the purposes of this quiz, we will pretend the later seasons simply do not exist.

If you've watched any amount of Spongebob, you know there are so many memorable jokes, one-liners, visual gags, and more. How many do you think you can recall? Well, this quiz features a number of questions related to specific funny moments in the show that most fans will easily recognize. There are 24 questions in all, and the only thing funnier would've been 25! Now who's ready to start the quiz? Say it with me now: "I'm ready!"

Created by: GTQ Guy
  1. What does Squidward call the Krusty Krab during his workers' strike?
  2. Fill in the blank: "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my ___________ put me to sleep."
  3. Spongebob was told to return the #1 hat to Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. Where can old Smitty be found?
  4. Eating a bowl of nails on its own is not tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon. What makes it qualify?
  5. Why didn't Spongebob and Patrick's snowball fight continue after Squidward ripped up the peace treaty?
  6. Down in the well, Squidward tells Patrick he's claustrophobic. What do Patrick and Spongebob think this means?
  7. According to Patrick, who or what has the most beautiful singing voice?
  8. What is something Patrick tells Spongebob he needs to develop a taste for to become a grown-up?
  9. What product is advertised by a shark, who brags, "now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me!"
  10. How does Patrick tell Spongebob to be fancy?
  11. Fill in the blank: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that _________. The end."
  12. When he complained to the Flying Dutchman about his ship, where did the Dutchman toss Squidward?
  13. What attracts a sea rhinoceros?
  14. In Band Geeks, what does Squidward say when he gets pinned to the wall by flying drumsticks?
  15. When Mr. Krabs decides to try a little new age management, he asks Spongebob an Squidward to give each other a present. Spongebob ends up making two sweaters. They were made out of what?
  16. What did Patrick suggest setting to "wumbo"?
  17. Which of these is referred to as "the ultimate prank" when Spongebob and Patrick buy a can of invisibility spray?
  18. What does the world famous art collector say about Squidward's painting, "Bold and Brash"?
  19. Who hates Mini Squidward?
  20. When shopping with the Strangler, which paper towels did Spongebob buy?
  21. What joke caused Spongebob to break his laugh box (according to Squidward)?
  22. After carrying Patrick's heavy suitcases up to the top of Krusty Towers Squidward notices they are filled with rocks. What does Patrick say when Squidward asks him, "Why is your suitcase full of rocks?"
  23. Which of these "positive" things does Spongebob, while pretending to be Squidward, say about Squidward's house to the real estate agent?
  24. What is Squidward's response when Spongebob asks, "What could be better than serving up smiles?"

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