Funny Quotes Collection(Part 3)

This is the third part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part four as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

So, This is the third part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part four as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia

GoToQuiz Presents...
Our "Big Five" Personality Assessment Quiz!

  1. An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
  2. Cure for an obsession: get another one.
  3. When I was small, the Dead Sea was only sick.
  4. Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
  5. If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
  6. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
  7. Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
  8. There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
  9. Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
  10. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Remember to rate this quiz on the next page!
Rating helps us to know which quizzes are good and which are bad.

Related Quizzes:

What is GotoQuiz? A better kind of quiz site: no pop-ups, no registration requirements, just high-quality quizzes that you can create and share on your social network. Have a look around and see what we're about.