Funny Quotes Collection(Part 4)

This is the fourth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part five as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

So, This is the fourth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part five as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. We are all born mad. Some remain so.
  2. Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
  3. Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
  4. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
  5. Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
  6. Never fight an inanimate object.
  7. I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
  8. I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
  9. We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
  10. When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

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