Funny Quotes Collection(Part 2)

This is the second part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part three as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

So, This is the second part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part three as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
  2. By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
  3. Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
  4. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
  5. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  6. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
  7. Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
  8. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
  9. Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
  10. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

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