Funny Quotes Collection

This is the first part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part two as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

So, This is the first part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part two as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
  2. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  3. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  4. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  5. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
  6. We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
  7. It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
  8. TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
  9. Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
  10. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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