the official DUMB test
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- You're in the woods, and it's dark out-pitch black-I mean REALLY DARK, but you have a match, and you have some stuff that you can light on fire. So, what do you light first?
- Candle
- Wood
- Match
- Newspaper
- You can't light anything without the match!! duh
- What has a tail and a head, but is missing a body (arms, legs, torso, etc.) ?
- roadkill
- a quarter
- a snake
- Duh!!
- What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
- A newspaper
- Charcoal
- An embarrassed zebra
- Obvious
- Select the best answer:
- The best answer.
- The better answer.
- The greatest answer.
- click me. I'm the best answer, I promise
- It tells you its the answer so you should choose it
- There are nine players on a baseball team, and their coach has a basket with nine baseballs in it. Can the coach give each player one of the baseballs and still leave one in the basket?
- Yeah
- Um.....
- Nope
- Duh
- If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
- three
- two
- none
- your mom
- Duh!!
- A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
- glass
- green bricks (duh)
- IDK
- huh?
- Duh
- Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
- No. Why would they??
- Yes
- No.....Yes....IDK
- A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many head of cattle are left standing?
- 0
- 9
- Whats 33-9?
- 24
- George Bush's approval rating has recently fluctuated between 35% and 60%. Approximately what chance does George Bush have to win the 2008 Presidential election?
- 100%
- 0%
- He's not gonna win because he is a dumbass
- Duh
- Some months have 31 days, and some months have 30 days. But how many have 28 days?
- one
- none
- 12
- Uh............ MY HEAD HURTS!!
- If you didn't get this right you are so slow
- You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?
- Amy
- Maria
- Sandy
- None of the above
- You are the pilot so whatever your name is, is the answer
- If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President?
- Me
- George
- Bill Clinton
- your mom
- The president would still be alive
- Two U.S. coins are worth a total of $0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?
- Huh?
- yellow
- a nickel and two quarters
- one nickel and one quarter
- 5
- none
- I said ONE of them is not a nickel
- Is the last question
- NOPE
- Ha ha this is a trick question so i know im supposed to click this one
- Yes
- IDK?
- LOL
- Did you like this quiz?
- Yes
- I luved it
- Nope it tried to test my intelligence
- It sux
- You better have luved it!!!
