Zombie Survival Test | Comments

10% hahaha very funny

That sucks.

- f--- that., i'm eating a bowl of coco puffs.

- Zombie comes in., i'll give him a bowl., and he then would tell other zombies., and they would all go coo coo for coco puffs.

- Later we would watch zombie flicks., and laugh.. they would moan.

- Then smoke a bowl or two., and go to sleep.

To bmurph:

You really don't grasp the concept of a zombie...

what makes them so creepy (in my opinion) is that they don't actually need any of that to actually function. In one particular zombie flick i've seen, really the only part of the "human" brain that works on the zombie is the part that is controlling the most basic of motor functions. They really don't even need to consume anything to survive. So even if they eat all the people, they wander uselessly, but will still be there doing nothing of use for ever and ever.

On a side note...I'd stick to my Marine fiance if zombies ever attacked. he is the biggest horror buff and zombie flick fan I've ever known. So as long as he lives... I'm pretty sure I'll kinda live, despite a 58% survival rate on my own. >< lol

Martial arts is not equal to or better than military training you idiot. Have you ever been in war? Have you ever shot anyone. You might be able to kick the average joes ass with your martial arts, but I would just shoot you in the face from 500 meters away...idiot.

This is crap!!! i even read the Zombie Survival Guide this morning! don't think i am lieing, 'cause i really did! 56% chance ha... im 11 and a half years old, but i have combat experiance, some hand to hand, i know how to fire relod and clean weapon, and i am not lieing, my dad has a shotgun, and if a zombie invasion does happen i am prepaired... dum dum dum...

I find it offencive that you don't put in martial arts under combat experience when it is equal to or better than millitary training.

You have a 53% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

Wo under 18 and i am good :) and i have somethin to say to bmurph: U R A NERD who cares cause zombies dont live like humans got it? if they are dead they cant breathe :P

wow 35% chance of surviving a zombie attack.....like im scared ofa freaking zombie??? bring on the vamps!!! lol ttyl, ashr

Zombies can't exist because you need a working circulatory system, digestive system, and working lungs to bring oxegen, potassium, and calcium to the muscles to provide the chemical reaction needed for muscle movement.

You have a 53% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

lol i soo wud do somthin retarted and die right there! lol XD

haha i probably would end up doing something stupid and end up dying and become one of the living dead XD

Yeah, it does. A lot. Here's mine:

You have a 66% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

I'm under 18. If I was 20 or so, I'd have a 71% chance.

You have a 33% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

Sorry but you probably would end up being bitten and turned into a zombie before you could kill one.

Oh well, at least i cant die!

"Jerk." = "My idol."

I got 98!! Not bad for a 12 year old, ha?

Alex_W, zzrezz, u two, my comment doesnt apply to u. i respect u very much Alex because girls could be just as good as anyone in a zombie apocalypse i believe.

lulz 95% chance of survival incase of zombie outbreak... woah... =3= im only 15.... I just picked the best answers there is.. =_= is that a bad thing?! D:

35%!!?? oh well its better then nothing, i dont think i would to do well anyway..

57%? I may be only 14, but I can handle any kind of zombie attack. Then again, I don't have any guns and only shot a pistol, but I'm crazy with a baseball bat

no one can kill me expect god...

no one can kill me expect god...

HEHEHE!!!90%

i kill all zombies and humans with my sniper rifle and ak47 hahahahaha!!!!

71% I live in England if you live in England then use A police station as A gun supplier e.g. I have 1 just down the road from me.

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