Will you survive yo mumma?

Are you smart enough to survive your fat mother? Can you survive without getting killed? take this test to test your ability to survive or escape your mother. NOW WITH YO MAMA JOKES(no offence to mothers).

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  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. what would you do if you saw yo mumma walking(eg. ghosting/stalking) towards you with a knife?
  2. what will you do if yo mumma saw you mocking her(wearing her mumu)?
  3. what will you do if you saw yo mumma playing "kill your child" on ninteno wii?
  4. what would you do if you saw yo mumma getting ready to run.....to the nearest fast food/take away store?
  5. what would happen if you gave yo mumma a hug(from behind)?
  6. would you cheer yo mumma on if she says shes gonna lose weight?
  7. i'll tell some yo mama jokes cause i got no questions left...pick the one you think is the best
  8. more yo mama jokes
  9. more
  10. are you bored yet?

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