Simpsons! Name that quote?

If “The Simpsons” have taught us anything it’s that two-dimensional characters are funnier than three-dimensional ones. There are as many great Simpsons quotes as there are Republicans in hell, which is another way to say “a lot.”

For 18 years the residents of Springfield have been piling up the wittiest quotes ever uttered on TV. So, before the animated series hits the silver screen next week, here are the best quotes in Simpsons television history, in no particular order…

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  1. "Even a dog wrote a bestseller!"
  2. "Jesus must be spinning in his Grave!"
  3. "Oh, so they have Internet on Computers now!"
  4. "This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night!"
  5. "From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize."
  6. "I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."
  7. "Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a New Mexico?"
  8. "Stupid grocery list, making food into work."
  9. "I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency!"
  10. "Inflammable means flammable? What a country"
  11. "Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog!"

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