Dave Strider's Profile

"DAVE: no DAVE: no one does"

"DAVE: dude if youre that curious just google me DAVE: not to toot my own clown horn DAVE: but im kind of famous"

"DAVE: right DAVE: so do you really want to stop? DAVE: or maybe just look for ways to express it that are more constructive"

"DAVE: the real question is DAVE: does it matter DAVE: and the answer is a resounding eh DAVE: my point is obsession is p"

"DAVE: im barack obama DAVE: but DAVE: like DAVE: if barack obama knew how to spit sick bars"

"DAVE: dude calm down DAVE: people have been obsessing over fictional characters as long as fictional characters have existed D"

"DAVE: i am not a homosexual"

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"DAVE: what DAVE: i just said ive never even heard of that DAVE: what is that DAVE: is it edible"

"DAVE: none DAVE: there are no homestuck fans for miles DAVE: no ones even heard of that DAVE: i know i havent"

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