Barackk Obama's Profile

"Enough with the email scandal. It was clearly a political ploy that the Republicans tried to use to bring down her numbers."

"Yo, I don't want to be one to defend Palin, but Vlad is a total scrub."

"Democracy: Letting the citizens think they're vote actually matters. Communism: Further the cause against the evil one percent. "

"Done."

"I know who you like, Vlad."

"What do you home slices want me to accomplish while I'm still in office?"

"English. Honestly the only language worth knowing. Everyone's learning English."

"At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent s"

"You just like to watch the world burn, don't you Vlad?"

"Yes, I am Barack Obama. Someone made an account on here before me, so I had to add an extra "k". I think it looks trendy and hip."

"On a golf course. Playing golf."

"That is a very dangerous thing. At least you have insurance under the Affordable Care Act. If you do not, you must pay the penalty."

"Lately I've been blasting "You Think" in the Oval Office, and it's gotten me pumped up before meetings and press conferences. "

"Vote for Hillary."

"I would like to address something that has been a grave concern in the White House for quite some time. It would seem that Russian president..."