How well do you know the world?
The Paper Weekly News covers the world. It covers the world in a bedsheet before having its way with it so that the whole thing can be shown on television, but not something kids would get to watch unless their parents didn't love them. The Paper knows everything. But do you?
Here we are, the official Paper aptitude test, to show you just how much you know about this planet, which probably isn't very much. I think you ought to find out just to be sure, right? If all else fails, you can always cheat. It is the internet, right? What happens online, stays online.
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?