How likely is it that you would last in Ankh-Morpork?

Think you've got survival skills? HAH! Think you'd last in the Big Wahoonie?? The ONLY city in the world where outlines of corpses can be chalked on the river??? Not much chance of that, mate! But let's take the quiz anyway, shall we . . ?

A true citizen of Ankh-Morpork is really quite frightening. If you are frightening then, hey, maybe this is why! Perhaps you've been a true Ankh-Morporkian all along. Only one way to find out . . .

Created by: Eruthiel
  1. What weapons do you usually like to carry? (If you live in a country where this is illegal/impossible, what would you carry, given the choice?)
  2. You dissagree with a law. What do you do?
  3. You see a friend being beaten up. What do you do?
  4. This is MY standard question! Someone tries to mug you. What do you do??
  5. You see a rat. What do you do?
  6. You see a troll. What do you do?
  7. You see a man selling genuine pig sausages. What do you do?
  8. What is a seamstress?
  9. At about 6pm, an angry, angry man in very dented armour runs down the road, swearing. What do you do?
  10. What are your main traits?
  11. Others see a dead dog. I see . . .
  12. Which of these sounds most attractive to you?

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