What job would you get in Ankh-Morpork?

Good morning, Discworld fan! I expect you're wondering what job you WOULD get in Ankh-Morpork, yes? The only city in the world where the river catches fire in Summer! Home of possibly the most excellently written characters in history! Now is YOUR chance to be one of them . . .

So, take the quiz, so kindly put together by Ms Eruthiel Blipblipblip, proffessional fanatic and obsessive Discworld reader, right now! It's accurate! It's interesting! It's so fresh the pig ain't noticed it's gone! 100% free, money back garruntee, and that's cutting my own throat!

Created by: Eruthiel
  1. Where do you feel most comfortable?
  2. If you had to align your wardrobe to one colour, what would it be?
  3. What is/was your best subject in school?
  4. What animal are you most like?
  5. Which of these sounds most like something you would say?
  6. Do you have any special skills?
  7. What is your pet peeve?
  8. What is most important to you?
  9. What are your hobbies?
  10. How smart do you think you are?
  11. Someone tries to mug you. What do you do?

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