Funny Quotes Collection(Part 5)

This is the fifth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part six as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

So, This is the fifth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part six as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
  2. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
  3. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
  4. Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
  5. The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
  6. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
  7. I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
  8. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
  9. If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
  10. When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.

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