YO MAMMA JOKES
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Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."
Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama is so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.
Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"
Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd bucket to your right."
Yo mama is so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said "who turned off the heater?"
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.
Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money.
Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."
Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"
Yo mama is so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said "what are you doing" and she said I'm "booking a hotel!"
Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"
Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."
Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama is so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama's so poor, that her doormat doesn't say "welcome", it says "welfare".
Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.
Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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Yo mama is so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida.
Yo mama is so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama is so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
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Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama is so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama is so short that she models for trophys.
Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama is so short that she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama is so short that when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama is so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare.
Yo mama is so short that she has to look up to look down.
Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.
Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb. -
Yo mama is so dark that she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama is so dark that she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama is so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama is so dark that her ass looks like two tires.
Yo mama is so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama is so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama is so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molasses.
Yo mama is so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles.
Yo mama is so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama is so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
Yo mama is so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama is so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets.
Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.
Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight.
Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
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Notice no one else is here.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING OF MY POSTS WILL BE PICK UP LINES
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1 -
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PICK UP LINES ARE ACCEPTED 18-
You had me at "Hello World."
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address [no emails]?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Need me to unzip your files?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
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Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
I'd let you handle my wand any day!
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PICK UP LINES HAVE TO DO WITH TWILIGHT
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?
Jacob's Pick Up Lines:
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.
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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Top quark or bottom quark?
You're more special than relativity.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
Let's exchange fermions!
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
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You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."
Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Nice Asimov.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PICK UP LINES ARE FOR DOGS
I came here looking for a little tail.
Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
When I say 'b----', I mean it as a compliment!
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Come on, don't make me beg!
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Did you win "best in show"?, because you sure are a winner to me.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar? -
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Hey...nice asymptote.
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
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