YO MAMMA JOKES
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKES
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it ok sapphi
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yo mamma's soo fat when she walks down the street they have to shut down the road & take down power lines just so she can get through!!
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Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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lol Biance!
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Yo mamma's so fat,when she went to New York City they messed her up for Ellis Island.
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Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded
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Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Your moma got more crack than Harlem.
Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.
Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp -
yo mamma's soo fat that when she went on a cruise they found she ate the cruise ship so they used her as one!
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Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business. -
yo momma's such a hoe shes like a hardware store,5 cents a screw!
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ur mom
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Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
You Momma so Ugly that she's got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her...
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Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
she invented a silent car alarm.
that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
she lost her shadow.
she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
You Momma so Stupid that they even make Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags she can understand
Anything Yo's - So Damn Stupid...
Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'
Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.
Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...
Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.
Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler
Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.
Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.
Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...
Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.
Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now read: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama
Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps
You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...
Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.
Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.
Yo' accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.
Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets
Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest
Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.
Yo' Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.
Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
You Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.
Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was...
Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman
Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio's were a new type of Donut Seed
Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item - 'Hundreds and thousands'
Your Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail
Yo mama's so stupid, wait...she had you didn't she!
Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!
Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield
Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice
Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...
Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
Your doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope -
Yo mamma's so stupid,somebody told her to use text talk so she got out a textbook and started reading it.
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yo momma's so flat she's like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans
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