YO MAMMA JOKES
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKES
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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And my fav:
Yo mama so fat she shows up on a radar! -
Yo mama is so stupid,she thougth Dukin Doughnuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so fat,when she went into town wearing a yellow and black jacket and evreybody messed her up for a taxi.
Yo mama is so ugly,evreytime she went outside people would call animal control on her.
Yo mama is so fat,when she went swimming in the ocean and a whale started singing 'We are family,even though you're fatter than me'.
Yo mama is so stupid,she went to the super bowl and brought a spoon and her ticket.
Yo mama is so ugly,whenever someone sees her face they die of a heartattack. -
Yo Momma's so ugly she went into a haunted house and left with a job application.
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Yo mama is so ugly,she has to wear a mask to go into public.
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mamma is soo stupid that the saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said "ooooh twinky!!!"
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Yo mamma is so stupid,it took her 1 hour to watch 60 minutes.
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yo mamma's so fat dora can't even explore her
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yo mamma's soo stupid she ran out in front of a truck for a happy meal in the street
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Your momma so stupid when your dadda said tht it was chilly outside she took a spoon and ran out the door.
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yo mama so fat that when a blue whale saw her he said "hey lil bro"
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i said that one!
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well srry i didnt really read the previous pages
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gay
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