Malcolm in the Middle

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  1. What is Hal NOT afraid of?
    • Kites
    • Clowns
    • Basements
    • Heights
    • Snakes
  2. Who's piece of cake is in the shower, that Malcolm complains about, in the episode, Kicked Out?
    • Dewey
    • Francis
    • Lois
    • Hal
    • Malcolm
    • Reese
    • my dad's favorite quote is Dewey's "thats mine." in the background when Malcolm is yelling at his dad...
  3. In the episode, Lois battles Jamie Malcolm and Dewey film Reese do something on the diving board. They feature it directly live on the home page of what website??
    • giantjackass. com
    • Idioticstunts. com
    • Beafool. com
    • kickinass. com
    • almostsuicide. com
    • braindamage. com
  4. In the episode, Christmas trees, who does the squirrel bite?
    • Lois
    • Dewey
    • Malcolm
    • Craig
    • Abe
    • Stevie
  5. Hal missed a play at school, that Francis was in, young Francis was devastated, so Hal promised him what?
    • That on his 21st birthday they would bungee jump off the Great Wall of China.
    • That on his 21st birthday they would go on a safari.
    • That on his 21st birthday they would go on a motorcycle trip together.
    • That on his 21st birthday they would go on a trip together on a rocket ship.
    • I wonder if Dewey ever held Hal to his promise of the rocket?
  6. Which play did Hal miss?
    • Peter Pan
    • The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
    • Beauty and the Beast
    • The sword in the Stone
  7. When Dewy finds a dog in the streets he takes him home, and names him what?
    • Pumpkin
    • Marshmallow
    • Fluzzy
    • Huckleberry
    • Scruffy
    • Barny
  8. What is Dewey's Opera about?
    • His time in the remedial class
    • An elderly man who lived in his mom's store
    • His life
    • His parents feud over their bed
  9. What lucky days does Dewey get because of his saintly twin?
    • Cookie Day
    • Pat on the head Day
    • Money Day
    • All of the Above
    • none of the above
  10. Malcolm sneaks what kind of girls into his house?
    • Dutch
    • Spanish
    • Russian
    • Arabian
    • German
    • French
  11. Where were Hal, Dewey, Reese and Malcolm when Lois calls and tells them she's going to have the baby?
    • a Car show
    • Bridal Shower
    • Race Track
    • Mall
    • jail
    • home
  12. What is Malcolm's IQ?
    • 165
    • 265
    • 156
    • 256
  13. Hal and Lois are gone and Dewey finds a spare car key. Reese and Malcolm want to revenge people, but Dewey wants to go to the arcade. How old is he then?
    • 11
    • 13
    • 12
    • 10
    • 9
    • 14
    • "what are you 12?" Reese rolls his eyes at his brother and Dewey is says, "yes."
  14. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey are brothers that stick together. But the only thing keeping them together, is the evidence of the worst thing they ever did locked inside a chest deep in the pits of their room. What did they do so long ago that forced trust and defense upon themselves?
    • Made their mother think she had cancer
    • Stole money from the church
    • Burned down their first house
    • Got a teacher fired by planting drugs in their office.
    • i dont know if i asked the question right... but I'm talking about the very last episode
  15. What does Lois order Hal to not think about, not talk about, and not know they exist?
    • Motorcycles
    • Their boys
    • Computers
    • A better job
    • all of the above
  16. What is the name of Dewey's class's hamster?
    • Arnold
    • Ronald
    • Leonard
    • Bernard
    • all of the above (they kept dying)
  17. When Malcolm is being tutored by this extremely smart little kid, Dewey is doing his homework. The answer to his homework is what?
    • Christopher Columbus
    • the sun
    • A butterfly
    • Filibuster
    • ah its a butterfly!
  18. Which of Malcolm's girlfriends do you never see the face of?
    • Sarah
    • Nicky
    • Jenny
    • Chelsea
    • Penny
    • episode: Malcolm's girlfriend
  19. How do Lois and Hal discover that Dewey had been switching his dead goldfish for live ones?
    • they killed it
    • they swapped it for a dead one
    • Hal spied on Dewey
    • Dewey admitted
    • none of the above
  20. What did Reese, Malcolm and Steve win for discovering how to separate the solutions in the episode, experiment?
    • $100
    • a pencil case with a compass
    • a certificate of accomplishment
    • a pencil sharpener that plays music
    • $250
    • a scholarship
  21. When Ida is going to move with her new husband to China, what does Hal say?
    • "Who would marry her?"
    • "I hope her plane crashes."
    • "I'm going to wake up now and find this to be all a dream."
    • "I feel like doing something spontaneous!"
    • "It's like Christmas"
    • "I've died and gone to heaven!"
  22. What color marker does Jamie give to Reese in exchange for a cookie?
    • green
    • yellow
    • blue
    • red
    • purple
    • brown
  23. What colors does Reese mix to make an entirely new color?
    • Blue and Red
    • Yellow and Red
    • Green and Red
    • Blue and Green
    • Blue and Yellow
    • Yellow and Green
    • "im going to call it, Blellow!"
  24. Malcolm's girlfriend, Nicky, has a psycho dad, who is an ex-veteran and he used this to get a free meal where?
    • Dennys
    • Carls Junior
    • Burger King
    • MacDonalds
    • Ruby Tuesday
    • Apple Bees
  25. What does Reese almost write on the stirp billboard, before interrupted by Malcolm.
    • I'm hot
    • Do me
    • I want Reese
    • I love Reese
    • Reese did me
    • I want Respect
  26. What are Francis's first words?
    • you shut up
    • mama
    • your mean
    • you are poopy
    • leave me alone
    • I hate you
  27. Why does Francis get fired at the ranch?
    • he cashed Otto's money into a fake ATM
    • He killed Helga, Otto's beloved cow
    • He didn't work hard enough
    • he took advantage of Otto.
  28. What color is Dewey's lucky shirt?
    • Green
    • Orange
    • Blue
    • yellow
    • Red
    • Purple
    • oh look an M&M
  29. What are Lois's parents names?
    • Ida and Ivan
    • Eliza and Victor
    • Eliza and Ivan
    • Ida and Victor
    • Eliza and Robert
    • Ida and Robert

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