What wedgie do you deserve?

Want a wedgie? Take this quiz to find out what wedgie you should get! You may get a normal, hanging, atomic, or even the dreaded flagpole wedgie. Whatever the result, you must do it!!!

This quiz takes into account your wedgie experience to determine what wedgie you should get. So if you're a nerd that gets daily wedgies from your bullies, you're in for some bad luck!

Created by: wedgie lover

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What underwear do you wear?
- Tighty Whities
- Colored Briefs
- Boxers
- Boxer Briefs
- Jockstraps
- Thongs
How often do you receive wedgies?
- I don't get wedgies, I give them!
- Never
- Few times per month
- Few times per week
- Daily
- I'm getting one right now
How do wedgies feel to you?
- Extremely embarrassing
- Painful, and I hate them
- Painful, but I love them
- They're ok
- Never got one
Who gives you wedgies the most?
- Bullies
- Friends
- Siblings
- Classmates
- Myself
- No one
What kind of wedgie have you received the most
- Normal
- Melvin
- Atomic
- Squeaky clean
- Hanging
- None
Have you ever received a hanging wedgie?
- Yes
- No
What's the longest you've hung for
- 0-5 min
- 5-10 min
- 10-30 min
- 30 min - 1 hr
- 1-12 hrs
- 12-24 hrs
- 1+ day
- Never got a hanging wedgie
What's the most embarrassing place you've hung from
- Coathook
- Fence
- Sign post
- Somewhere in a park
- A tree
- A flagpole
- Never got a hanging wedgie
What do you usually wear when you get wedgied
- All my clothes
- Shirt and underwear
- Pants and underwear
- Only underwear
- I don't get wedgies
What do people see you as in school
- Nerd
- Geek
- Normal
- Jock
- Bully
What do you usually wear to school?
- Athletic clothing
- Hoodies and jeans
- Shirt and shorts
- Suspenders, polo shirt, and bowtie
- Only shirt and underwear, because the bullies always take my pants away before wedgieing me
- Only underwear, because the bullies always take my clothes away before hanging me on the school flagpole
What's your favorite class in school
- I don't like class
- Gym class
- Reading
- History
- Math
- Science
- Can't go to class because I'm too busy being the school's new flag
Describe a typical day at school
- Look around for nerds to wedgie, then strip them down to their tighty whities. Give them several normal, atomics, and bouncing wedgies, then finish it off with a hanging wedgie on a tree or a flagpole.
- Go to class, and go to sports practice after school. If I see a nerd wearing tighty whities in the locker room, I make sure to wedgie them and hang them on a coathook.
- Go to class and hang out with friends, and mind my own business
- Go to class and occasionally get pantsed or wedgied
- Have a normal day until gym class, where the jocks/bullies strip me to my undies and wedgie me. Probably finish off the day hanging on a coathook or tree somewhere
- Get wedgied by the bullies between every period, always ending the day with all my clothes off except my tighty whities and hanging on the tree or flagpole.
- Get swarmed by bullies before school even starts. They strip you down to your tighty whities and carry you to the flagpole, where they tie up your limbs and attach the rope to the back of your undies. Then they hoist you all the way to the top, where you hang there for the rest of the day
Describe your most painful wedgie
- Never got a wedgie
- Had my undies pulled up once
- Got an atomic wedgie
- Had several people give me a squeaky clean wedgie
- Got bounced up and down several times by my underwear
- Got hung on a coathook or fence and left there for several minutes
- Got hung on a tree or flagpole and left there for several hours
- Got hoisted to the top of the flagpole in tighty whities and hung there for over a day
Describe your most embarrassing wedgie
- Never got a wedgie
- Gave myself a wedgie in my house, so it wasn't embarrassing
- Got hung on a coathook in school and several people laughed at me, maybe had my pants pulled down
- Got hung outside somewhere, on a fence or at a park. Hands were tied up to make it harder to escape, and my pants were gone.
- Got hung on a tree that people pass by often. Pants were gone, maybe shirt was gone too.
- Taken to a big tree by my bullies and stripped me down to tighty whities. Tied a rope to the back of my underwear, then looped the rope over the highest branch and lifted me up. Was left to hang for over an hour, where people could easily see me.
- Stripped down to my tighty whities and had my limbs tied up, then got hung on the school flagpole. Had to hang for several hours, maybe over a day, so everyone in the school saw me.
- Became the school's new flag when the bullies stripped me down to my tighty whities, tied my limbs up, and hoisted me all the way to the top of the flagpole by the back of my underwear. Hung for several days, maybe over a week, and became the internet laughing stock.

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