What Cold War ideology are you?

It's 1989, and the socialist camp is falling apart. You're the leader of East Germany. What will you do to save your socialist (or not-socialist-anymore) motherland?

There are 10 simple questions in the test. This is a beta version, not debugged, so the results might be vastly inaccurate. Don't call the KGB or CIA yet.

Created by: Commie1949

You're the East German leader in 1989. Your economy is stagnating, and people are eager to flee to the West. What do you do first to save your economy?
- We introduce market mechanisms to the economy in an attempt to resusciate it.
- We introduce shock therapy to make a transition to a market economy in the shortest time possible.the
- Our position is already strong. We won't change anything.
- Worker's self-management is based, Long Live Tito!
- We will launch a new anti-bureaucratic revolution to give the means of production back to the workers!
- We reform to the standard West European economy, but avoid the shock therapy.
- What is the economy? Just strengthen the special services and force people to work as much as they can!
Gorbachev is forcing you to hold liberal and free elections, and stop the surveillance on citizens. What do you do?
- We won't change anything.
- We will ease the pressure on our citizens but stick with the one-party system
- We will introduce a multi-party system but continue our authoritarianism
- We will gradually transition to a Western democracy
- We want liberal freedoms and free elections NOW!
- Tighten the screws even more!
Should we change the name of our party?
- Maintain the status quo, the United Socialist Party.
- Union of Communists of Germany, borrowing from Yugoslavia.
- The Socialist Party of Germany
- The Social Democratic Party of Germany
- The Liberal Democratic Party of Germany
- Communist Party of Germany (Marxist-Leninist)
- The People's National Party
- The Conservative Party
Should we join EU, NATO or other international organizations?
- We will faithfully remain in the CMEA and the Warsaw Pact
- We quit CMEA and the Soviet bloc, pursuing a non-alignment policy instead
- We quit CMEA and the Soviet bloc, because we need more sovereignity! Based nationalism!
- We will join EU but not NATO
- We resolutely join EU, NATO and the Western bloc.
Should private capitalists exist?
- Yes.
- Yes, if only small businesses.
- No.
Should the market exist?
- Yes, a free one.
- Yes, a limited one, or a self-managed socialist one.
- No, the state should own everything.
How many genders are there?
- Two.
- 3~10.
- More than 10, or infinity.
Which song do you like best?
- The Internationale
- The Soviet national anthem
- "Ain't I Right?"
- Your national anthem, the non-communist version of course
Which of the following leaders do you like best?
- Erich Honecker/Leonid Brezhnev
- Josip Broz Tito/Janos Kadar
- Mikhail Gorbachev/AOC
- Magdalena Andersson/Olaf Scholz
- Barack Obama/Joe Biden
- Enver Hoxha/Joseph Stalin
- Ion Iliescu/Deng Xiaoping
- Otto Strasser
Do you consider yourself a communist, non-communist or anti-communist?
- Communist
- Non-communist
- Anti-communist

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