Zoidberg's Profile

"3: No one ever allows me to cut them open."

"Allow me to cut open your stomach and find out what the problem is."

".3. Tell Doctor Zoidberg what's wrong"

"Underwear drawer?"

"I have a hard shell on me. Now if you excuse me my Mother wants me to sleep, goodnight my dear friends."

"Still nothing."

"I do not feel that."

"HOW DARE YOU HURT ZOIDBERG PROPERTY!"

"The person must be alive in order for it to be entertaining. I want to see them freak out."

"I don't know how, but it's fun to chop people."

"Allow me to chop your arm off with my claws."

"Allow Zoidberg to entertain you."

"Yesh Mother."

"It seems as if my good robit friends have no more alcohol to resume to talk. Maybe tomorrow. I shall be in this thread thingy tomorrow."

"Oh, that's too far from here. I'll just do it later."