The Jersey Devil's Profile

"I 💫hate you💫"

"Effie. Please check discord."

"Oh god. Not you two."

"Why would you ever want that? The ocean is awful."

"Stop thirsting over my dad"

"Hmm, how much did you drink exactly? I could mix you up a hangover cure..."

"Lol what’s he gonna do, ground us?"

"f--- England"

"Oh s--- u rite"

"Oh so when I say Daddy it’s illegal okay, this calls for revolution :("

"We r good kids"

"Dad! Abigail’s threatening me!"

"Abigail is a hamilton simp Daddy stop ignoring me :("

"Daddy, hit me with your baseball bat"

"Idfk I do what I want. I know like one of the virgins is on here"