The First Cat's Profile

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"oops I got distracted"

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"...They have an old album I haven't heard yet. Oh sweet f---. I don't think I'm ready for this."

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"(I say, but look at that dinosaur. I don't want to get rid of it because it was a part of my life that I cannot deny and it was impo..."

"I was gonna say Lacie's terrible at taking hints, but I wasn't hinting. She's just awful at doing what she's told."

"A guy I barely know who friended me from a Homestuck group is now RP patting me on the head I guess? This is very uncomfortable."

"I had two liters of Sunkist and two bags of Starburst candies yesterday, and that's all. I thought I was going to die because it really f--..."

"I skip sleeping every couple nights because I am not a responsible adult."

"My favorite kind of pizza is bacon and pineapple with provel cheese. IMOs is the best kind I've had so far."

"I like to do my eye shadow in accordance with my mood and the weather. On rainy days, I like to do gray, purple and blue. When I have to w..."

"I'm gonna eat so many Sno Balls right now jeez"