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"1.) It's in the usual pet cemetery you have behind that abandoned house. You stole something of mine, and I wanted it back, that's how I fou..."

"I mean, I do have proof, but I'll wait to show you that until your done talking to your bf"

"Are you still mad at Lemon for killing that puppy a couple nights ago?"

"It was damn good joke stfu😟"

"If I were you I'd stay a man so Paige never picks you up😟"

"Dude the sex ed teacher literally said that if you ever came in contact with a penis you'd get aids and die, wdym it wasn't a 65 year old vi..."

"Speaking of teachers, if Ironwood hired someone like me to teach sex ed, instead of a 65 year old virgin, teen pregnancy rates would drop."

"I mean if I was a teacher I'd "forget" Paige too"

"So if one of you don't confess, I'll force it out of you."

"Blythe and Ivy won't talk to me, and that's all that's you need to know."

"Who sent that video to Blythe?"

"Which one of you f---ers did it"

"I'm very confused."

"Who the f--- is Juno?"