Spring Bonnie's Profile

"I never left you, Michael."

"Michael, why did you leave me?"

"Hello."

"Susan Woodings used to work for my company. They knew what they were doing."

"No offense, officer, but I'm currently in a court case to sue them for copyright infringement so I don't think that's the best of plans."

"My suit is very important to me. It's how I earn my living."

"You really don't want to. Trust me."

"I am a family rabbit, officer. I love my wife and,,, living kid."

"Capitalism"

"Thank you, Officer. This is why here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria we support our local police precinct! *Cue commercial break*"

"Hello officer, I would like to file a harassment claim against this Karl Jacobs person."

".... *Snaps the handcuffs off*"

"Absolutely not. Why would I leave my victims laying around? If I had victims I would properly dispose of them."

"That's a large claim, can you back it up? You say there are bodies but, if I had killed anyone, which I haven't; Who would be dumb enough to..."

"Oh, if it's the blood on the suit that's just my own blood I cut myself. Springlocks are dangerous, you know."