Reporter2016's Profile

"when the stress gets to me i do sick bong rips and gay tricks"

"also threads are being locked and moved by god and this reporter needs to know the scoop"

"drekkza has gone rogue and locks threads when asked"

"THIS JUST IN KEYBOARD SMELLS LIKE BIG DOO DOO New hot story"

"It sounds like you're high on hoopla kid. You need one of them fashionable new straitjackets I been readin about in my paper"

"It's more likely than you think Keyboard and Keyboard Cousin are Commies... and A GRAVE danger to America"

"RPs? Red Party? You some kinda f---IN COMMUNIST?"

"I'm the press it's what I DO"

"Look, Milli Vanilli fi fo filli I don't care"

"What's so hard tah undastand about what mah paper needs?"

"DON'T CARE"

"BOOOOORIIING Who cares? Where's the MOIIIIIIIDAH? I been lookin for sumthin to get my reader's jimmies ruffled and that ain't i"

"To everyone's surprise Keyboard and Keyboard Cousin are not cousins... THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON"

"Wild horse rampant?! Emo virus plaguing GTQ? Avoid teens with skull shirts"

"Well folks, Hephaestuschild does not have a nice ass. Let's put that rumor to rest. The spread of a new cancer?! Moderators r"