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"Yay, time to go cry at the bar or something like that."

"Then fire me."

"I was joking you numbnut"

"*ahem* And what did I do exactly?"

"Then I’ll scream until witnesses come and put you in jail for murder."

"But before I take off I’ll kick your shins and dislocate your kneecaps."

"Then I’ll run."

":( Then I’ll steal your identity."

"Nope, I’m head cop and I can fire you on the spot."

"No thank you, I make my way."

"Nothing is illegal when you’re a police."

"Because I’m going to lock you up in a cage, so technically I wouldn’t call that prison."

"To the pet shop, duh."

"Jokes on you, I wasn’t taking you to jail."