Officer Eddie's Profile

"Actually I found it Chief I've come up with some ideas of what it could be: a cryptic suicide note (we better check his bathtub); a t"

"Hey I've found something Lou - a card, it says "bloodbath and beyond" Do you know what that is?"

"It looks pretty normal in here to me. I don't see a shotgun, do you?"

"I did better than that though Chief - both Simpsons told me that Moe said "he had a shotgun" or "he thinks he had a shotgun"."

"OK, that's enough for now. I'll be leaving."

"What was he saying?"

"Mr Simpson could you tell me about the night you saw moe?"

"Thanks - I bet Lou regrets giving me this job now!"

"And where's Homer?"

"Maybe he was never successful until now..."

"Thanks. And er has Moe attempted suicide before?"

"Marge Simpson, can you tell me what you know of Moe's disappearance?"

"Oh. : )"

"Hey why do I get two?"

"Hey Lou, I've drawn up a list of people to talk to: Homer Simpson Barney Gumble Marge Simpson and that's all for"