Mother Grandma's Profile

"Saggy version of 36-DD Lil is a 32 A, her mom had to argue with her yesterday telling her that she's not a 34. Man teens thes"

"Wanna tustle Ting *gets out fists* *faints* Oh dear, I need to go to the emergency room. Someone call 911."

"Who needs school when you got Whiskey!"

"Hiya Ozzy! *gives whiskey* hello dear, how's it been?"

"Heeeello there, have a shot of whiskey hon! Makes you feel better!"

"I just came back from the hospital, I have more years to live!"

"Do you know who I am?"

"Not on my watch Kish!"

"Why it's your Mother Grandmamamama! ^_^"

"You k-k-kids need some whis-s-skey with all this fighting g-g-going on"

"Why is that tampon talking?"

"Chuckie Cheese is back. If that's what you people refer to me"

"Have a shot of Whiskey hon, makes you feel better."

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"This is a flashback: In sixth grade science we had this worksheet and I finished it. I wasn't listening to my science teacher when sh"