McBuckett's Profile

"ah shucks im really mcgucket hungary"

"*mcgucket flies out of view, flailing and screaming. he might be down for the count*"

"*he holds his face and focuses on the pain for a few moments, realizing its run or be hunted, his face becomes more serious, then he pulls o..."

"UGWHAHFNSLFH ITS A WOLF!!!!"

"*mcgucket stands there and shakes his head* Ifn we don't move, they can't see us"

"*jumps around and suddenly runs off, seemingly forgetting about the giant pig* I GOTS TA SCRAMBLEDAZZLE"

"*mcgucket scrambles up, pulls a fork and knife out of his hat* I reckon, there's a pig here, I can smell it. Hoo whee mama I am a hungryed....."

"Ah violin bows, the horse crashed, what do I do now?"

"OLD MAN MCGUCKET!!!!!!! *flails his arms and jumps on chaos's back* FLY BIRD FLY"

"These woods don't scare old mcgucket none, I been hangin with the raccoons and i learned their language"

"ah sassafrassy, bucket rustin, lets get this HOOTENANNY GOIN"

"Ah, froglegs, it's me! OLD MAN MCGUCKET! I couldn't type my name right on this small little doo daddy thing."