James Ironwood's Profile

"Kaiser, you are not someone I'd let teach sexual education. And those teachers are not "65 year old virgins"."

"I don't ask him to, he just...does it. But he listens to what I'm saying while doing it, so that's always a plus. Winter, we can't have him ..."

"Winter, be very wise with your words here."

"I do not know if that was a hacker or not, but while usually harsh punishment goes for this type of behavior, you have to remember we have t..."

"Sometimes, the best thing is hard to do, and we don't always like it."

"I did not give them their drugs back, but thank you for letting me know new drugs must be confiscated. I highly doubt they're f"

"I barely trust you with your weapon, Lemon. Why do you need those knives, anyway?"

"I saw the commotion with Ms. Oobleck yesterday. I fully believe that we are not trying to pressure our students, and her idea would destroy ..."

"Once those papers are done printing, you are to come straight to my office as well, Lemon."

"Now, Kaiser."

"You were in the right, Cabaret."

"Cabaret is right, don't try to accuse Lemon of lying for your own selfish needs, Kaiser. Office."

"Kaiser, office, now."

"Please, Lemon. I am trying my very hardest to make this clear to you. It is a punishment, not a reward."

"I'm not putting the printer in the box, Lemon. That wouldn't be fair to the rest of the students, now would it? You are no longer allowed to..."