Gilbert Doitsu's Profile

"Vho vants dat boring old Germany when ze awesome Prussia is right here!"

"...okay..."

"Who the f--- are you???"

"*cries* I'm going to kill you!!!"

"NOOOOOO! GILBIRDDDDD!"

"Who the f--- are you?"

"I'm awesome."

"Bask in my awesome awesomeness!"

"The awesome Prussia is here! Be jealous of my amazing awesomeness!"

"Sealand is totally not awesome!"

"Because I was to awesome for everyone to handle!"

"No, all I think about is how awesome me and Gilbird are!"

"This website isn't awesome enough to have my awesome last name in it."

"Cuz I'm awesome!"

"Emma likes country music. It's so unawesome."