Fastesthingalive's Profile

"I love running, I am wanted in 25 states"

"Yo, its me sonic, sonic the hedgehog on my burner account! I got arrested 20 years ago and it really f---ed me up"

"It's not special."

"did you know that sandwiches come from the country kitchen, inhabited only by women"

"and he hasnt woken up since he tried this pill?????"

"Hey what's ligma?"

"sonic says pg stands for parental guidance!! like its up to your parents to determine what media is good for their children to see so they d..."

"you got any money? I need a nerf gun so i can prank someone"

"and then knuckles stole my crack pipe"

"Woah, you look dead. Are you a zombie?"

"*homing attacks eggman* nothing personnel"

"*attempts to run away from the robots* Wow, it's Silver!! How's it goin, Silver? Got uno yet?"

"Get the green one, I'll get mario! *spin dash*"

"Missiles? Ya gotta step it up, doc. *jumps all over the missiles and sticks his tongeue out* Tails we gotta help Mario and Gree"

"Watch it Eggman, I've got speed... and a strap. Come any closer and I'll go BAP BAP"