Elmo's Profile

"Did somebody say... ELMO?!"

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"Don't make me get the big man!"

"Oh now you f---ed up"

"Welcome to Elmo's world -_-"

"Call 1-800-Elmo-can-be-your-priest-if-you-pay-him!"

"You are now husband and wife. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Can I get paid now?"

"Well I dun feel like giving out a boring speech people fall asleep in so just say "I DO" and kiss!"

"Do you Takis and Lilfreakgryl really love each other?"

"LOl SUGAR is SM. AND I'M ELMO!!"

"LOL HAT THAT'S RIGHT!!!"

"*makes out with SM* Elmo wants to know what happens ^o^"

"Lol it's me Lil. I haven't used this account in 84 days lol"

"Elmo is here!!"

"ROFL LMFAO EMMA!!"