Dwight Schrute's Profile

"As a volunteer Sheriffs Deputy Ive been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I ..."

"I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldnt have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. Id just be able to count down from ..."

"Once Im officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal cho..."

"In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is Oh, I broke my leg! A lion comes and eats you, youre dead. Well, Im not dead, Im the lion..."

"My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in an Allie..."

"It gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is r..."

"Dwight Schrute The Office"

"I could go on for hours."

"One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."