drug strider's Profile

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"oh thank f--- she responded quickly i guess now i dont have to worry too much about that"

" not the picture i wanted to use but the others woul"

"google searching "has anyone in st louis died on the ice yet" was not fruitful"

"s--- man i wonder if anyones died yet"

"i just wasted five minutes of my life on a "what taylor swift song are you?" quiz im "shake it off" btw"

"i put a pizza in the oven but now i have to wait half an hour for it"

"you know i figured out my kids houses but id like to think about their patronuses too i wonder if theres a test outside of pottermore "

"oh fruit no dont say that"

"oooooooohh thats what shes yelling about how ridiculous"

"oh wow this kid has gotten brave and by brave i mean stupid"

"why is she yelling"

"i want more spaghetti but derrick ate all of the meatballs out of it and i am not about to eat spaghetti without meatballs"

"wait what pumpkin is a capricorn? you lucky son of a b---- trade me"

"youre an embarrassment "