Bill Cipher's Profile

"Nope, just busy! Got big plans in the works, you know!"

"Used to? What's that supposed to mean?"

"Hey kid! If you wanted to see me that bad, all you had to do was ask! I'm always up for some fun!"

"How unfortunate. I'm gonna do it anyway!"

"I beg to differ!"

"Why are they Americans, Cadaver?"

"Americans."

"I have only one thing to say to that."

"And I reside in multiple dimensions! Literally!"

"And you're both an old man and an annoying b------, people are multi-dimensional! Especially me."

"You're not a fraud like I'm not a triangle!"

"That's right, you blue fraud! You're welcome!"

"Some people take up gardening, but to each their own!"

"Chaos deity turned cop, huh? I've heard of downgrades, but this one takes the bacon!"

"I'm not a thief! This thread rightfully belongs to me! I just liberated it!"