Adam Malkovich's Profile

"I didn't authorize you to promote yourself."

"But that's not how it works. You work for the Federation; we have deadlines for all work to be done."

"You're always making excuses just to skip your work."

"When you're done with your morning tasks, I have a new assignment for you. Report to the Galactic High Commission your new findings. Remembe..."

"*doesn't authorize this level of bulls---tery in someone else's thread*"

"Yeah, I'll authorize that."

"..."

"Adam: *slaps his little brother and tells Samus to get back to work.*"

"Alright! That's enough!"

"You can't just role-play like I'm not a real person, Samus!"

"H-hey! I did not authorize that!"

"Theoretically speaking, since there was no absolute witness to my death, I could have easily survived the distruction of the B.O.T.T.L.E Shi..."

"That's why I can't. I don't want you to be alone like that. I never want that."

"I won't."

"*hugs Samus* Not by choice unless you want me to."