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"no although ajax would make an amazing target"

"hmmmm but a pet moth would be nice good suggestion!"

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"chrysler"

"he didnt the zombie virus ravaged earth-2149 and turned almost every hero into zombies then, somehow deadpools head got d"

"no there are different deadpools speaking of which, where is zombiepool?"

"neither of us can die"

"ah, okay we are on good terms then right? they don't feel the pain"

"you are correct it just hurts like a b----"

"also, don't shoot me. I have yet to be rebealed in the masquerade"

"well, let's get to the point. who did? was is colossus? he's been wanting me to join the x-men forever. never thought he "

"did ajax send you?"

"through all of the fourth wall breaks i should have seen this coming"

"holy s---... it's me?"

"hello very true, only I can't die. quite unfortunate really. long story."